Also, social media today. I don’t think I could survive being a teen now.

Yet again, I am so thankful that my teenaged years went by largely undocumented. No Twitter. No Facebook. No interviews. If you could find the notebook I passed back and forth with my best friend from grade 10-12, though, you would find some tragic comic disqualification for coexisting in the human race.

I wish, in any discussion where Terry Richardson is relevant, they’d push more to get people to say he’s really a piece of shit who doesn’t deserve to do what he does.

My husband and I decided to go to Spain for our honeymoon. We love to eat and we love wine so it seemed like a great idea.

Yeah not only does the medium end up reading like an over excitable asthmatic weezing sentence to sentence, it promotes turning to the echo chamber for things that might be best left within your home's walls.

1, Do not tell your parents about the intimate details of your life

I’m guessing boys don’t wear ‘dresses’ right up to the moment a guy wants to wear a kilt. Also Katharine Hepburn called to say “shut up”

yes, we are all pure water, unless you dilute us with alcohol.

Soooo how was the weather on their wedding day?

Yes, so true! Happy bride = Happy wedding day!

Dude, marry that wonderful man. AGAIN.

My wedding dress, which I had made, straight up did not fit. The woman who made it cut it about 2 sizes to small after the final fitting (I tend to remember her saying it needed to be taken in about an inch, then she scribbled down some notes and when the dress arrived it was suddenly tiny!). The zipper popped off as…

Okay, I just can't. Hey, squirrel! Where's your ears? Where's your tail? You call yourself a squirrel?

I had one small wardrobe malfunction. I had so much stuff going on the week before the wedding that every time I sat down to eat, I'd get interrupted or distracted and I ended up losing enough weight in that one week that my dress was too big on the big day. Unfortunately, I had no idea until I put my dress on and the…

So, is Yoko saying that the non-tail portions of elephants are imaginary, or that elephants and art are both like icebergs, or that tails and paintings are "real" in a way that other things are not, or that... you know, just, nevermind.

This wasn't really a disaster, but it was kind of funny.

Have there been times when Netflixing with a beau has dissolved into sex? Yes.

PEOPLE. YOU CAN STILL DOWNLOAD MOVIES AND SHOWS WITHOUT NETFLIX BUT HOW YOU GONNA DOWNLOAD THAT D

There's such a thing as bad sex, but there's no sex as bad as the 15 hour long Lars von Trier film Melancholia (available on Netflix.) Please keep that in mind when you vote!