"Resting little bitch face."

i dont have Netflix, now what???

sex was before netflix and after

these stories should be provided with morning cocktail and coffee in IV

Wow, I didn't read him 'of course getting creepy with' as being racist, I read it as of course, because he's a GM at a place with underage employees (I mean, that's pretty universal as something that happens VERY frequently, at restaurants/stores/jobs with managers of all races/sexes/orientations).

Seriously. This is why they invented kilts, people.

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Man, no wonder it's so easy to start a cult.

Irreconcilably Different Directions

The good news: David Lee Roth is back with Van Halen.

You Niall-ed it.

You should be embarrassed.

Boob snorkel.

Science! It's pretty great.

SOME RAGRETS. NAMASTE

Yoga Nerd MD: Doxxed.

Ok, I'm going to be that person...

Our wedding tattoos & where we got married.