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I thought it was about what a great food choice eggplant is especially during Lent (apparently I cannot escape my Catholic upbringing despite many years of trying). I wish I could post a picture of the appalled face I made when I Googled it and found out what it actually is.

Not sure what memes, gchat and skype sex is. Also are there not romance novels in all libraries? My library has an entire section of just romance novels. I know every book sale they have two to three huge tables of them. They use that money from those books to buy more romance novels. They always it seems get the

Romance Novels and Libraries was going to be a toss up, until I realized that I get all my romance novels FROM libraries, so in the end it was not a difficult decision.

That is my favorite way to make them! En garde!

My husband and I did a Honeyfund page when we got married as a form of registering. We were already living together and didn't need much in the way of house stuff, but we did want to go on a honeymoon. I don't see the problem in asking people who want to give gifts to contribute to a trip rather than buying physical

I GOTCHA!

I got her back! Also, here's a bonus photo of her being EXTRA fucking gorgeous. Whenever someone is like "you sued a crazy drug dealer for your cat? Why?" I show them this photo. Could you say no to this face? I think not.

Thanks dude. I'm with someone really lovely now, so it's all fine. But at the time... holy shitballs.

About seven years ago I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. I was lucky in that it was fairly isolated so they just chopped that sucker out, but I was devastated by the treatments. Just.. so so sick. An old friend of mine (we'd shared a really shitty apt in NYC in my early 20s and during this time she and I had had a

Yeah, it's your basic "Homer with the makeup gun" type deal from what I have seen. I just can't put my face in someone's hands that I don't trust.

Thank you so much for your words of wisdom! I would totally get it done by a pro if I was in a big city, but I have seen the makeup jobs on friends who've gotten married in our hometown and it's never good. Also I won't be there at all until a few days before the wedding so I don't have time for a trial run.

Ugh. This is the worst sort of false equivalence and outright deception.

Where's "unfollowing somebody because of their lame posts that you don't want to see on your newsfeed but clicking on their profile out of morbid curiosity so you can see them anyway at your own leisure"

If you hit Reply All on a work email, you're on my shit list, too, unless it's absolutely necessary to communicate with every person on the list. And that better be a short list.

it's not just this incident alone- earlier in the week willy moon was cut off entering a car park at a local bakery in Auckland and proceeded to berate the woman who entered prior to him by hissing that she was a "cunt" much to the dismay of multiple bakery patrons. An open letter to moon was written by the woman via

Underboob selfies... The next logical steps are underbutt and underball selfies. But questions.

nah I was totally polite about it, I asked the goose to stop shitting on the field nicely before resorting to the javelin.

Being veg, I should be a buzzkill (or so I'm told) but there is nothing wrong with this! The animals are going to die anyway, might as well eat them...if you like that sort of thing. I don't but knock yourself out.