Oh my god. That would be the greatest episode of Wife Swap EVER.

they literally get millions of dollars by just chilling at home all day & having a bunch of people shoot that. & sometimes throwing fake tantrums about rich people things.

Buttah, baby.

And you all still complain about a little barf in the shoe.

And whoever created the word promposal should be tasered. A lot.

I always thought it was a play on the delusions of besotted pet owners.

I've got to admit- "Everyone's Tolkien" is brilliant as far as puns go.

There was a belt. I am an old and even I have never seen a belt. I only know about from pamphlets like this and from Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret.

OMG Pictorial

Diet pills don't work; if they do they'll probably kill you. Diet, I don't mean dieting, but what you eat does work at losing weight. Its hard to have restraint at home but much easier in the food stores. Don't buy pop, packaged snacks and drink lots of water. Fruit and vegetables are delicious once you wean…

oooh!

Down on TWO knees. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

He has a MAN CAVE sign in HIS HOUSE.

god fucking bless BCO, I just snotted out my nose after reading Piglio Griglio

I know it probably will work out poorly for your relationships with these people, but... Can you drink more whiskey tonight and do more drunk voicemails?

I starred this specifically because of Piglio Griglio. I am also under the impression that you are pronouncing this with a hard "g" in the middle. I approve.

it took me 3 glasses of whisky to get through this episode without dying of secondhand embarrassment.

I almost threw my Piglio Griglio at the TV when they announced that Britt and Kaitlyn would be competing to be the Bachelorette. It was sick when they did it with two men and it's sick now. Nothing good will come of this.

Push-ups are seriously the best. Both regular push-ups and tricep pushups.