35!??

cat food?

The airline food through Delta-KLM has been surprisingly good and abundant. I think they feed us a lot so we don't use the mouth part of our face to bitch and moan.

I thought rice krispie treat. Cause it's a square.

Could be rice pudding maybe? Is that a thing that people eat? Or something theoretically made with coconut? At first glance it looked like a brick of rice, but since it's next to the apple I assumed it's a dessert brick.

Styrofoam.

Very similar to hospital food.

Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free, amiright?!?!?

After reading the microbead post, I checked the Scalisi exfoliator and realized it contained microbeads. I can no longer recommend that product and will not use it again. I am sorry I did not catch that until now.

I love this series. I love this blog. Can you research sunscreen chemicals?! I would but loafing takes up too much of my time.

Also kind of this that someone was making fun of today. Actually pretty accurate. The capitalization is still really irritating, but he's not wrong.

For once, I thought,

Now you just need them to make a wedding dress that is entirely edible - and delicious.

When our wedding invitations arrived, I carefully proofread — which I had actually done when I ordered them, FYI — to make sure everything was kosher. I'm an editor and my husband is a writer, so this isn't something we fuck around with.

My fiance's middle name was misspelled. Instead of "Lawrence," it was…

I've been watching Cucumber/Banana online, and I'm pretty much in love with it. Very well-acted, high energy, a little over-the-top (in a good way), with fantastically diverse people in entertaining and relatable situations. It's pretty much the anti-Looking.

Impressed with his parents' ability to make the name "Derek" even more basic.

I would honestly die if Kelsey is the Bachelorette. Die of sheer happiness for the weekly narcissism we could witness. #blessed

I'd like to be you when I grow up. I've been berated for not dressing "my age" at 30. I don't even know what "my age" supposed to wear and I don't care either. I dress in what makes me happy. That's the most important thing in my book.

Rock on, sister! I'm going to be 50 next year; I'm letting my silver hair shine, I shop in the Junior section at Target, and I don't care what anyone thinks. *high five*

Okay, just when I thought he couldn't get more creepy.