Also how was this not the header pic??? BADASS.

Mmmhmmm.

My take away from this is Simon Le Bon: still a hottie.

I have had many ipods over the years, but I have never, ever used the stupid white headphones they come with. They aren’t even vaguely ear shaped, and sound-wise they’re actually pretty crappy.

Ugh, sinuses suck so bad. It’s just coming to spring here: hello hayfever! GIVE ME A ROBOT BODY NOW!

Jenny Slate, I am SO over my body it’s not funny.

Damn. You had me at mushroom, but you lost me at “tastes like lobster”. Enjoy!

What the.... ?

I don’t know about you, but I surely would need unrelenting strength to get through a week long orgy, drugs notwithstanding.

It happens. My mother told ambulance staff I was 1 year younger than I am. My fiancee then told the hospital that I was 1 year older than I am. Thankfully the hospital records from the last time I was in there and could tell them my details myself are accurate.

.... you’re the assistant?

Don’t listen to it, it’s terrible. I’m forced to listen to it at least once a day when it comes up on the rotation of the radio station that my colleagues have on. I hate that I know the lyrics. I want it out of my brain.

I wasn’t going to click that link but now I have to...

> Magenta pixels

Ohmgee no! It’s horrific! I had no idea you could make a bowlcut more dire, but making it an awkward length seems to be the key.

This is too good to be true. TOO GOOD.

Oh wow, I missed that season. That is a delight :D

So bad. SO bad. Still somehow eclipsed by this year’s sad bowlcut, trashmullet, and trailertrashdipdye makeovers.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........................

Slap an immodium in the mix every so often and you’ll be sweet :D