I only exhibit psychopathic tendencies when I’m denied my black coffee.

Tell me about it. I’ve been ultrasounded and up for an MRI next. The struggle is real. It fucking better not be cheese that’s causing this, I can’t deal if I can’t brie.

I am repulsed, yet cannot look away from that gif.

Yeah, but like how do you get to the point where you actually enjoy running, and it’s not just hell/torture/boring/torture/pain?

We love Sichuan food! Always great to find sources of authentic recipes, thanks for sharing :)

I was at a wedding that had a local taco food-truck come and do the catering. Best tacos I’ve ever had and best wedding food I’ve ever had. Obviously the olds at the wedding were a bit confused by it, but not their wedding so who cares?! Bride & groom said it cost them about a quarter of what an average-to-bad buffet…

Don’t cry! Your husband and your friends sound like wonderful people, so try not to let your dad’s actions take the shine off your wedding.

And prunes. Or pineapple.

I can’t believe the media aren’t trotting that out at every available opportunity, that’s just so incredibly bad!!

That’s a really interesting article, thanks for sharing :)

My friends are just going to get a whole shiteload more “maybes” in retaliation for inviting me to scrapbooking evenings then. “Soz, babes, I’ve got a really important bottle of wine to drink this Friday, I’m not sure if I’ll make it to the scrapwhatever thing...”

After 8 years together, during which we’ve only ever purchased salt & vinegar chips, my boyfriend has recently declared that he likes sour cream & onion chips.

So I had to look up what candy corn is because it sounds like something you wouldn’t want to eat. And then I saw pictures and it also looks like something you wouldn’t want to eat. WHY DO ANY OF YOU EAT IT??!!!

Yes, and YES.

Oh yeah, he was in that too!! He was excellent in that.

I’m a 32E and the only thing that doesn’t make me look like BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSBOOBIESBOOBIES is a sports bra. The ones that are made for light-moderate exercise are comfy enough for day to day wear and strap things down juuust enough to make me feel that my male colleagues probably aren’t just sitting there staring at…

Wow, seeing them all lined up like that is just weird.

Jesus, 4 years!! It’s great that she’s recovered and doing well.

Not stupid at all, it’s much more stupid to wait until you’re having problems! Seriously, go get one.

This is the best review of apple stuff I have ever read. I actually read parts of it out loud to my boss (my inadvertant snorting and laugh-choking had given away that I wasn’t working so might as well fill him in).