Piggy’s got some excellent rebound going on though!

My takeaway from all of this is that I’ve wasted my life with stupid things like education and a conventional career. So tomorrow morning I’m starting a youtube/vine channel in the morning and hopefully coining it by the afternoon.

Yeah, nah. That’s just... icky. And the rapping is pretty bad. And the music is $tolen, so.

I want access to whatever fountain of youth she’s drinking from.

It’s not just kids that do that. A girl I went to school with* uses facebook as her go-to when she doesn’t know something. I had to mute her so that I wouldn’t just respond with: WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT ON FACEBOOK?? DO YOU NOT INTERNET????

She has silky ears, her tail is so long it touches the ground and she likes guacamole :D

Aw, sadface!!

Wow, Casual Business Dog also knows how to find the light and what her angles are. Also neck for days, Tyra would be super jelly.

Yes, I spend every day wistfully longing for the sleepless nights and puke/poop filled days that my childencumbered colleagues describe.

Can you open that around the corner from where I live? Forever grateful if forever supplied with ribs.

Or Zoe Kravitz, just watched a movie with her in it and she was very good at dry, deprecating takedowns and general and kick-assery.

I need to up my packed lunch game on a Tuesday pre-emptively.

Aw. Hey now, that’s harsh. She knows what it is, it’s that white stuff that’s illegal for models.

In this way, it makes sense to me that you get paid well, and you get paid reliably, so you need to put the company before your personal life

Last time I was in a relationship where my libido slowly died I realised after we’d broken up that my libido hadn’t died after all, I just didn’t want to have sex with him anymore because I wasn’t attracted to a selfish asshole with serious emotional issues... jussayin.

Nevermind stray fingernails, what the hell are olives doing in nachos??

You speak the truth. Swings & roundabouts.