SO CUTE!!! Kitty looks high, also.

I just watched it (I’m at work and borrrrrrred). My takeaway from it is that he doesn’t understand how to fake-ride a motorbike convincingly. Or fake-climb a rock. Or fake-play a piano. Or fake-drive a cab in a straight line. I give it a 0/10.

By “sign language” do you mean meaningful looks followed by gyrating in your intended’s general direction and then a bit of dry humping disguised as dirty dancing and a snog if your advances are well received? Then, yes.

One of my friends’ husbands wanted his wife to walk down the aisle to the Imperial March. Not kidding. Yes, she still married him. Yes, 9 or so years later he’s still just as big an asshat.

I’m so confused right now!! What did I just watch???

I wonder how many of those cars got keyed?

I mean, any berry pretty much goes without saying (except raspberries, someone else can have those).

Also add to that list: strawberries. Warm from the sun, fresh picked at peak ripeness.... mmmmmmmmmmm

Surely there’s no way she’s NOT an antivaxxer?

Mesmerising...

Yes!

Yes, french fries :) Deepfried, golden & delicious hangover fodder.

My brain went all spoonerism when I read that for some reason.

You mean we need to source a new term? :P

THIS. Thank various deities my boss is also a drinker and on the odd morning when one of us is having a bag of hot chips for breakfast as we walk in the door he makes no comment, but instead makes the coffee early.

I don’t think you’re counting the time involved in sourcing second hand mason jars, wrapping them in sustainably sourced jute and vintage lace, tying an elaborate bow from some plain cotton string, and then artfully arranging the cilantro.

NO. Microwaves are the devil’s oven. Step awayyyyyyyyyy....

Likewise. 30 minute meals don’t exist, I’d love it if they did, but they just don’t. Maybe if you’re a professional chef (I’m looking at you Jamie Oliver) and buy vegetables that are pre chopped/peeled/prepared (yes, you again Jamie Oliver!!) then maybe they do. But for us regular people, no.

I’m a member of a facebook group that is, allegedly, for “community news & info”. Needless to say the most active members are predominantly SAHM’s who use it for whinging about people parking across their driveway, loud/inconsiderate neighbours, and joyfully “reporting” any vehicle accidents in the district (“OMGEEE…