I got my armpits waxed because Randilyn (I think?) said it didn’t hurt worse than a bikini wax. SHE LIED!!! It was torture. Even the beautician was like, “oooh honey, your follicles aren’t loving this”. I did love how smooth it was for a good 2 weeks though, so probably going back when I have another good crop.

For a moment there all I had right were the Duggar and Donald Trump and I was rrrrrrealllly worried about what that said about me. Thank goodness Lewis Hamilton and Little Mix came along...

I have to use a guillotine at work. I accidentally left the T shaped block of wood that we use to neaten the stacks of paper under the path of the blade one day... blade sliced through a 1.5 inch thick piece of wood like it was a knife through butter. I am super paranoid of where my fingers are in relation to the…

Wow. Just.... wow. Does she just not like flavour in her food? I couldn’t.

My boyfriend puts 2-3 chopped up chillies on top of his dinner most nights. Cayenne chillis. And yes, that’s 2-3 extra even if there’s chillis in the actual food as well. He says chillis are seasoning for him, like black pepper is for normals.

That is weeeeirrrrrrd

That’s terrible!!! You’re awesome for reporting him, stay strong.

My mother had both endometrial cancer and uterine cancer and I would very much prefer to avoid those if at all possible. Risk reduction for the win.

My body is a dick too. Hey colon, if you object to what I’ve given you so much, why bloat up and project your dissatisfaction through stabbing pain for the next 12-24 hrs before the inevitable putrid gas and eventual expulsion of what is currently displeasing you? Why not just evacuate your contents now and get it…

Whoah.

... you meant kiwifruit skins, right?

OH MY DOG you’re so right. I can’t unsee it either.

Shading Karlie: post is ostensibly about her and what an awesome friend she is but photo is most definitely of Calvin. Also it kind of reads like an obit...

I can only assume someone who is being paid by Le Creuset to do so? Or perhaps she just likes their pots. Mum gave me one a few years ago and I’ve been 100% won over, anyone who enjoys cooking would be too I imagine.

I know, how is that not the first thing you take off when you get it home. Regards the whole chicken in microwave... whaaaat? That would be vile.

NOOOOOOOOOO..........................................................................

I was trying to figure out if Tay was throwing shade at Karlie or Calvin with that tweet. Also, why does he look like he’s just accidentally inhaled a spider? Is he... is he peeling a cob of corn (that’s not how it works Cal)?? Why does the Le Creuset still have it’s sticker on??? If they’re cooking, why is there no…

That is exactly what I came here to say :D

He’s got my vote!