Haha, yeah, I don’t have any unpleasant memories of my colonoscopy. I can’t say the same for the majority of the Adam Sandler movies I’ve watched.

I was awake. A bit la la from the drugs, sure, but awake.

I preferred Paradise as well, it was a bit more of an even playing field for both sexes. I also think most of the people were more likable as well, despite constantly soliloquising on who their “connection” was stronger with and their “journey” and other bachelor buzzwords. I also really liked the very unlikely couple…

Cheese hatred is absolutely a valid reason to end a friendship. Who hates cheese???

he sent back a cheeseburger once and requested a new one cooked well done because his doctor told him he was not to have red meat.

It comes back around to the Cinderella storyline again: the “nice” girl gets the prince, the “evil stepsisters” get to go to Bachelor In Paradise and duke it out with the other “bad” girls who are, obviously, never going to end up married & happy because: bad.

THANK YOU. This has been driving me somewhat annoyed. So many star-worthy posts, but no stars could I give.

I’ve definitely been this melodramatic. THANK GOODNESS Twitter wasn’t a thing when I was 25, I wrote that shit in my diary, not on the intertubes.

Is it more or less painful than a bikini wax? I mean, I could just book one and find out, but also I’m a massive wimp so forewarned means I might not cry from the shock?

Oh I see. Well if they didn’t burn him he’s for sure coming back! Jon of the Undead.

My memory is hazy, but I vaguely recall his body being burned at the end of the last season? Or maybe not... in which case he could come back as one of the deadpeoplearmythings?

Yes, yes she is. Keepin’ it klassayyyyy.

I visited the house of the woman who led my country’s suffragette movement (in 1893*, thankyouverymuch) and despite the fact that there is basically zip about Kate Sheppard or suffragism (?) at the house - it’s just a nice old house that you can hire for functions - it made me strangely passionate about voting. Those…

I think you’ll find that if you take a photograph of half of anyone’s face, duplicate it and flip it to make it whole (eg perfect symmetry) that it looks bizarre and very weird. I think when people say that people who are very symmetrical are “beautiful” it’s symmetry with a few pleasing irregularities, rather than…

Fat free bacon??? WHY????!!!!!!!

Only one?

.... Really? Kind of tempted to try it.

That is pure excellence. Following now, ta.

I overplucked when I was a teenager... can you like, make a time machine and go back and tell teenaged me to PUT THE TWEEZERS DOWN.

Certainly can’t :)