Oh did he? I suppose his accent does kind of give him away. I was hoping he wasn’t quite so toffy as that though.

I’m like 99.5% sure it’s Bear.

Isn’t that guy Bear Grylls? Didn’t think he was sitting-with-royalty levels of toffness.

They’re exactly the kind of people you’d imagine them to be.

No they’re not. Surely??!! Do you think there’s room for a more realistic romance novel?

Same. And yes. Race you?

I got asked that when I had a pixie cut too. Literally had someone shout out “LEZZZER” at me from a passing car as I was walking down the street.

I used to make a brownie batter and then me and my brother would eat the entire thing RAW (using spoons, not eggbeaters we’re civilised). That all stopped the day I left the bowl on the coffee table while I went and got my brother to share the illicit treat (we used to make this after school and consume it before mum…

I just full on guffawed out lout at “backpfeifengesicht”. I’m at work, in an open plan office btw. Totes worth it though, my boyfriend and I have SO MANY conversations that that word would have simplified.

I’m genuinely horrified on your behalf. I’m not sure I’ll be able to go near guac that I haven’t personally overseen the preparation of again, just in case someone tries to sneak something ruinous into it.

Yes, there are qualified professional photographers out there who will charge a reasonable rate rather than a very high one. But you’ll need to dig a little deeper to find them. The reason they don’t cost as much is because they aren’t advertising in all the obvious - expensive - places.

I have had this same conversation with SO MANY people. And that includes people that I previously thought were reasonably well educated. Dude, no, that’s not how it works.

I actually retched a little when I read that :(

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In this instance Jason Sheldon is taking photographs of Taylor at a private event that she has organised and allowed him access to solely for the purpose of photographing the event. To photograph at the event he is required to sign a contract, which he is free to sign or not sign (and therefore not participate). Just…

YES.

Do NOT be disparaging the footwear of my people! #jandals4life

Likewise my boyfriend (although not now that he’s discovered Bandcamp)

My brother had this at his wedding.