I wonder how many of those cars got keyed?

I mean, any berry pretty much goes without saying (except raspberries, someone else can have those).

Also add to that list: strawberries. Warm from the sun, fresh picked at peak ripeness.... mmmmmmmmmmm

Surely there’s no way she’s NOT an antivaxxer?

Mesmerising...

Yes!

Yes, french fries :) Deepfried, golden & delicious hangover fodder.

My brain went all spoonerism when I read that for some reason.

You mean we need to source a new term? :P

THIS. Thank various deities my boss is also a drinker and on the odd morning when one of us is having a bag of hot chips for breakfast as we walk in the door he makes no comment, but instead makes the coffee early.

I don’t think you’re counting the time involved in sourcing second hand mason jars, wrapping them in sustainably sourced jute and vintage lace, tying an elaborate bow from some plain cotton string, and then artfully arranging the cilantro.

NO. Microwaves are the devil’s oven. Step awayyyyyyyyyy....

Likewise. 30 minute meals don’t exist, I’d love it if they did, but they just don’t. Maybe if you’re a professional chef (I’m looking at you Jamie Oliver) and buy vegetables that are pre chopped/peeled/prepared (yes, you again Jamie Oliver!!) then maybe they do. But for us regular people, no.

I’m a member of a facebook group that is, allegedly, for “community news & info”. Needless to say the most active members are predominantly SAHM’s who use it for whinging about people parking across their driveway, loud/inconsiderate neighbours, and joyfully “reporting” any vehicle accidents in the district (“OMGEEE…

I got my armpits waxed because Randilyn (I think?) said it didn’t hurt worse than a bikini wax. SHE LIED!!! It was torture. Even the beautician was like, “oooh honey, your follicles aren’t loving this”. I did love how smooth it was for a good 2 weeks though, so probably going back when I have another good crop.

For a moment there all I had right were the Duggar and Donald Trump and I was rrrrrrealllly worried about what that said about me. Thank goodness Lewis Hamilton and Little Mix came along...

I have to use a guillotine at work. I accidentally left the T shaped block of wood that we use to neaten the stacks of paper under the path of the blade one day... blade sliced through a 1.5 inch thick piece of wood like it was a knife through butter. I am super paranoid of where my fingers are in relation to the…

Wow. Just.... wow. Does she just not like flavour in her food? I couldn’t.

My boyfriend puts 2-3 chopped up chillies on top of his dinner most nights. Cayenne chillis. And yes, that’s 2-3 extra even if there’s chillis in the actual food as well. He says chillis are seasoning for him, like black pepper is for normals.