That is weeeeirrrrrrd

That’s terrible!!! You’re awesome for reporting him, stay strong.

My mother had both endometrial cancer and uterine cancer and I would very much prefer to avoid those if at all possible. Risk reduction for the win.

My body is a dick too. Hey colon, if you object to what I’ve given you so much, why bloat up and project your dissatisfaction through stabbing pain for the next 12-24 hrs before the inevitable putrid gas and eventual expulsion of what is currently displeasing you? Why not just evacuate your contents now and get it…

Whoah.

... you meant kiwifruit skins, right?

OH MY DOG you’re so right. I can’t unsee it either.

Shading Karlie: post is ostensibly about her and what an awesome friend she is but photo is most definitely of Calvin. Also it kind of reads like an obit...

I can only assume someone who is being paid by Le Creuset to do so? Or perhaps she just likes their pots. Mum gave me one a few years ago and I’ve been 100% won over, anyone who enjoys cooking would be too I imagine.

I know, how is that not the first thing you take off when you get it home. Regards the whole chicken in microwave... whaaaat? That would be vile.

NOOOOOOOOOO..........................................................................

I was trying to figure out if Tay was throwing shade at Karlie or Calvin with that tweet. Also, why does he look like he’s just accidentally inhaled a spider? Is he... is he peeling a cob of corn (that’s not how it works Cal)?? Why does the Le Creuset still have it’s sticker on??? If they’re cooking, why is there no…

That is exactly what I came here to say :D

He’s got my vote!

I preferred Paradise as well, it was a bit more of an even playing field for both sexes. I also think most of the people were more likable as well, despite constantly soliloquising on who their “connection” was stronger with and their “journey” and other bachelor buzzwords. I also really liked the very unlikely couple…

Cheese hatred is absolutely a valid reason to end a friendship. Who hates cheese???

he sent back a cheeseburger once and requested a new one cooked well done because his doctor told him he was not to have red meat.

It comes back around to the Cinderella storyline again: the “nice” girl gets the prince, the “evil stepsisters” get to go to Bachelor In Paradise and duke it out with the other “bad” girls who are, obviously, never going to end up married & happy because: bad.

THANK YOU. This has been driving me somewhat annoyed. So many star-worthy posts, but no stars could I give.