I got asked that when I had a pixie cut too. Literally had someone shout out “LEZZZER” at me from a passing car as I was walking down the street.

I used to make a brownie batter and then me and my brother would eat the entire thing RAW (using spoons, not eggbeaters we’re civilised). That all stopped the day I left the bowl on the coffee table while I went and got my brother to share the illicit treat (we used to make this after school and consume it before mum…

I just full on guffawed out lout at “backpfeifengesicht”. I’m at work, in an open plan office btw. Totes worth it though, my boyfriend and I have SO MANY conversations that that word would have simplified.

I’m genuinely horrified on your behalf. I’m not sure I’ll be able to go near guac that I haven’t personally overseen the preparation of again, just in case someone tries to sneak something ruinous into it.

Yes, there are qualified professional photographers out there who will charge a reasonable rate rather than a very high one. But you’ll need to dig a little deeper to find them. The reason they don’t cost as much is because they aren’t advertising in all the obvious - expensive - places.

I have had this same conversation with SO MANY people. And that includes people that I previously thought were reasonably well educated. Dude, no, that’s not how it works.

I actually retched a little when I read that :(

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In this instance Jason Sheldon is taking photographs of Taylor at a private event that she has organised and allowed him access to solely for the purpose of photographing the event. To photograph at the event he is required to sign a contract, which he is free to sign or not sign (and therefore not participate). Just…

YES.

Do NOT be disparaging the footwear of my people! #jandals4life

Likewise my boyfriend (although not now that he’s discovered Bandcamp)

My brother had this at his wedding.

Confusing, they’re shiny like plastic. I’ll have to check whether the ones I buy are card or plastic.

I had no idea such things existed and I absolutely would use them if I could find them. I’ve only seen plastic stemmed ones in my local supermarkets/pharmacies.

Don’t hate on your glasses - they’re great for disguising rough/rushed make up and they also mean you can get away with HEAPS more eye make up/funky colours. Now that I don’t have glasses (I got lasered) I feel like I look over the top for daytime if I’m wearing more than mascara. Eye liner/smokey eye is for date…

That’s going to be a tough one, but definitely set rules as suggested by other posters and you are going to have to emphasise “I’m at work, Dad” whenever he forgets and just pops his head in your office door for a chat or whatever and try not to get annoyed or resentful when he inevitably forgets.

Yes, Rainn, yes.

Yep, this season is fatally flawed. They should have had double the bachelors if they were having double the bachelorettes and then chopped the ones that were vying for the bachelorette that got chopped, thus leaving a bachelorette with bachelors who were all actually interested in her.

I wish I had eyes the same colour as Alexis Bledel. Also now I want to watch reruns of Gilmore Girls. That’s my work day sorted...