Swish is still a thing in New Zealand (maybe not with the under 30’s so much): you look very swish today.

I photographed a wedding recently where the Groom had a Best Lady & and a Groomsman - the men of the party were wearing black suits so the Best Lady wore a knee length tailored black dress (very different in style to the floaty, coloured bridesmaids dresses) with a little 3/4 sleeve jacket (it was cold so lucky her!…

Our (presumably part siamese) moggy used to do that in any travel crate too: head in the corner and howl incessantly. Loved hiding in cupboards and boxes, but as soon as she was in a travel crate it was mournful howl o’clock.

Definitely give it another go, especially if you can do that in France :) Last time we visited the in-laws there we were introduced to the wonders of semi-but-not-too-chilled Chardonnays (which I would previously have sworn I hated, completely converted now) and Rosés served similarly. We also discovered Pinot Blanc,…

I have never had a rosé that didn’t taste fruity and delicious. Dangerously drinkable, in my opinion. Did you chill yours? Much like a Chardonnay, Rosé wants to be cooler than room temp, but not so cool that it’s frosting the glass. Opens the flavours right up if it’s at the right temp.

Sounds like the pro-lifers need a taiaha to their genital region.

That was a surprise to me too, and I’m a woman who lives in New Zealand. I was under the (apparently mistaken) impression that abortion was legal here as long as you were under 20 weeks (and later than that if there was something wrong with the foetus). In fact, when I was a teenager and my mother was giving me the…

We don’t have any dingos in New Zealand, that would be Australia.

So these underpants hold a half to two tampons-worth of blood? So they’re expecting us to change UNDERPANTS every few hours??? Yeah, that sounds super convenient. Please, send me 10.

Ohhhhhhh. Yup, should have got that.

Can you post your son’s explanation? Just in case anyone else doesn’t get it? Not me, obviously. I’ve totally got it [nope, straight over my head].

Has The Smith Brat taken over Cher’s twitter account or something?

I’ll fight you for the skirt, but my big boobies & short torso are saying that the crop top is all yours.

I would absolutely try this. My mouth is watering just looking at the picture. I haven’t touched a pizza hutt pizza in about 15 years, and I can’t believe that the meat pie pastry tastes like anything other than sawdust but still, I wants it.

A friend of mine tried it and he said it was excellent. To be fair, he could be punking me.

I think the weed will help you make sense of what you’re trying to eat. Maybe? It might be too bizarre for even weed to help with.

Thank fuck my grandmothers weren’t in on that game. As it is I got saddled with something that I’m constantly having to spell, but I see now that it could have been much, much worse: Kathlemmy / Emleen?

What about tempura kale?!

Mario’s teeth! So white, much canine.

I think my hair just doesn’t hold dye well, the black used to fade just as badly as the red.