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Geesis, need to talk about it?

I read this:

I would do this but I'm just too busy and important for the level of effort this would require. Or lazy.

That is massively unprofessional so I would hope you wouldn't have to worry about that! I have a friend who is a wedding invite designer and if she posts photos of her work she always blurs out or blanks out dates, locations & surnames.

Just watching this RIGHT NOW and omg Ashley S. is either mad or a treasure. Since the show ended she's growing onions apparently :D

Me & the Mr have just started watching Banana & Cucumber (2 of B, 1 of C so far) and it is EXCELLENT. It reminds me of early seasons of Skins: characters, storytelling & acting is excellent, the camerawork & music is awesome, and general grittiness. Hooked, for sure.

That was everything I wished it to be, thank you :)

Also garlic is awesome. That menu sounds amaze.

That is one time I would have been fine with the food being crap because HILARIOUS experience. Love it. :)

Well, tuna is the chicken of the sea.

I'm a climber, and it is definitely not a cheap sport. Shoes are spendy, harnesses are spendy, ropes are really spendy, and all the shiny blingy jangly bits & bobs that will stop you from dying are spendy.

My ex decided to take me out for a romantic dinner on Valentines Day. His brilliant plan to make it more romantic & surprisey was to pretend like we didn't have a reservation! The reservation that he actually does have is for ridiculously late, so he decides that to kill time we're going to take a looooong drive

"sodium cardonate"

Pretty sure roses have been around a whole hellavalot longer than that.

Ugh, yes. He's a terrible photographer and a terrible person, how does he get any work at all??

Ooooh, now, I think "shitty" is maybe a tad harsh? Their version of "milkshake" is excellent. La la la laaa.

Oh gross, in the "blooper" clips at the end Chris goes (to a monkey) "do you have a girlfriend? I've got three!". He's waaaaaay too happy about that situation.

Whoa now, $80 on shampoo?! I literally cannot with that.

Holy crap!!

Who the F invites people to someone else's wedding???! And I heart your sister, she's awesome.