Oooh double WOW for that one. Why, why would she say that?

WOW.

Damn, I thought I had this in the bag but you win!

Yes you can! I did it with some overly sweet home-brewed rhubarb wine (don't judge me, I'm not as hick as that makes me sound) at a friend's suggestion (his theory was that it would make it seem less sweet, he was wrong but the added spritz was pleasant). It did somewhat explode out of the sodastream bottle the first…

That sounds sexier than PMT jeans which was what I used to call the pair of jeans I "borrowed" from my Dad when I was a teenager. He didn't want them back after I called them that :D

My dad signs off with "Me". It's like he knows he doesn't need to sign off but can't help himself anyway. Some kind of parental OCD thing I guess?! :D

Our high school German teacher walked us around his car (a vintage VW Beetle, what else?) and told us the names of the parts, the only one I remember particularly was the exhaust pipe: Die auspuff.

Depends on what you mean by "coffee" I think: I used to drink 6 cups of perk coffee a day with no repercussions. 2 double espressos however, and I'm high as a kite.

2 double espressos is tolerable but 3 and I start going a bit la la. 5 and I would definitely have a heart attack.

Our wine bottles pretty much only come with screwcaps here: all the better to get your booze on, my dear :D

Oooh is it national drink wine day? Not that I need an excuse.... *slurp*

Oh snap! Ace of Base was the first CD I ever purchased.

But my muscles are meat! Am I made of toxins? Am I going to DIEEEEEEE?!

My mum just dropped this little gem on me the other day: "all the women on your dad's side had early menopause so if you start feeling hot and bothered you should see the gynie". I should stress here that I'm 32 so up until that moment I hadn't even contemplated menopause because surely, SURELY, I'm not old enough.…

I was like that with Lee's: Lee's were super popular when I was at high school, all the cool girls wore them so I tried some on and it was just all kinds of nope. To get a pair that I could actually pull up over my "sporty" (chunky, they're very very chunky) thighs the waist & bum were enormous. Back to my Levi's red…

So you know your fridge that has magic anti bacterial properties that you thought was a great innovation? Yeah, that's triclosan impregnated into the plastic.

Yeah, no. Who does not see a row of cakes, spot the brown one and go OMGCHOCOLATENOMNOM!!!

You stupid bitch! I'll wear Dior and bring my monogrammed thermos.

Mind you, the cheese sauce on the fries is also made with beer.

How old is Kris? How long do I have left before my hands look like that? I could joogle it, but I'm too busy rubbing Vitamin E cream into my hands right now...