I had to scroll back up to see what you meant about the hands. I saw it and reflexively reached for my Vitamin E hand cream, gaaaah.

That's a relief. Kind of loopy is par for the course for musicians, surely?!

Mine thinks cleaning the bathroom = squirting some toilet duck in the general direction of the toilet bowl (not brushing mind, just squirting the liquid in there). As far as I'm aware no one has yet invented a self-cleaning shower or vanity so I'm not sure quite what he thinks happens with those!

Mark, the hippo was losing his shit as well! Note the ominous bubbling in his wake?

Seconded, it is real good. Gotta be careful not to over do it though, just the tiniest soupçon does the trick.

Aw, wait? Not Duritz too?!

What the.... do you think the "grass-juice factor" works on omnivores as well?? IS WHEATGRASS THE HOLY GRAIL?!!

It does, but netflix require a US billing address to create an account so: roadblock. We're suuuuuch small potatoes as far as their market goes that it's probably not worth their time to try and accommodate us.

Yeah, it's really quite silly that the world wide web is so country-defined. Fun fact: torrenting of US shows is so commonplace here that one of our ISPs is trying to do a deal with netflix to allow customers to subscribe to that service using - shock horror! - a foreign billing address.

Aw, that's so sweet of you! I'm not in the US though so I have to resort to other methods to watch fluffy tv shows like this. Some stuff we do eventually get on terrestrial telly here but it can be a good 6 months or a year behind which is just annoying - the last season of Proj Run for instance had a guy from my…

No, thank you, it's been hilarious.

As soon as he walked off and jumped in the chopper (harsh!) I was immediately wondering who got the joyous job of driving those 2 delightful women back to the hotel/airport/whatever. I didn't think they'd be quite stupid enough to put them in the same van, but I was kind of hoping they did. #awkward

Genius! you've cracked the secret to being able to actually act normal on a reality tv show: work on a cruise ship first.

I'd love to know if the secretary's job description actually stated that she was the official copier unjammer.

Oh it gets way crazier. Ep 6 Ashley I throws Kelsey under the bus and it blows up in both their faces. Now that he's gotten rid of those 2 & Mackenzie I think only Brit looks like she's got some suppressed insanity so it could be a bit vanilla from now on.

So when I started at my current job, the accountant (very smart lady and kind of scary-hard-as-nails) told me that "we all take turns" washing the dishes after the coffee break. That's cool, I'm down with that, it's a small office, we all pitch in. Except the "all" turned out to actually be all the women (3 out of 8…

Yeah, no, because it's a lowly office machine, not a manly-man-man-man machine. My boss acts all helpless when he jams our printer as well. IT HAS A MONITOR THAT TELLS YOU WHERE THE JAM IS. Just open the fecking panel that the machine is telling you to open, and pull the fecking paper out.

Uh oh, you've been sucked into the abyss now. It's sooooo baaaad. Ep 5 is excellent though and I think wouldn't be as good without the back story of the rest.

No, that sounds legit :D I know what you mean though, I had friends at Uni that were like that (but in a different city in a different country), it's like they'd taken the cliche of what they think the epitome of the ultimate Cool Girl who would live in that city and amplify it, just for effect!

Oh god, I'm sorry but I laughed too :( There is really nothing worse than all your internals trying to make for as many exits as possible all at the same time. Laughter is the best medicine (it's not, alcohol is better) and if you don't laugh you'll cry. Sympathy Internet Hugs!!!