whimsical-farts
Whimsical Farts
whimsical-farts

Ah well, fingers crossed millihelen can research this one for us. It's really hard to find informed resources for this kind of info because there's too many "I heard it'll, like, totes kill you!" blog posts clogging up the intertubes.

Hope your endoscopy goes well. I had one for GERD and I reckon it was probably worse & (strangely) more traumatising than the Colonoscopy! I cannot imagine going through that with a migraine :(

Deliladarlin what's your take on hair dyes? Good/bad/don't worry the amount you possibly absorb is not going to kill you with nasty cancers or other imagined horrors?

Can you have a look into permanent hair dyes?

All the money in the world would make me sad if I had no one to bone, but different strokes I guess ;) They're probably all borgs anyway.

Oh I see. Yes, I have noticed that that happens. You'd think that would stop me, but no. I need me some self discipline and what not.

I just think it's hilarious that the kitty is all like *bat*... *bop*... and the duckies are all like *CUDDLESCUDDLESWEWILLRULEYOUWITHALLTHEDUCKYCUDDLES*

I hear ya. The number of times I've had to interrupt... er... proceedings... to inform him that he needs to trim this or that nail.

Hi, obsessive cuticle chewer here... what purpose do they serve? I only ask so that I can recite it to myself next time I get a flappy bit that I can't resist :(

Oh wait, now hang on for a second there... Kendall is boning Scott? I saw a magazine cover yesterday at the supermarket with a tearful Khloe on it with the headline "Scott tells Kourt: I'm in love with Khloe". So like, what's really going on here, really?

awwwwwwwwwwww.....

Needed this today. Thank you!! :)

Jeebus. Many peanut no ears to you for figuring out what they were actually asking for. I just about spat my lunch out at "que sera".

I can confirm that having an extremely full bladder prior to sex, peeing so that the sexing is enjoyable, and then subsequently not being able to summon any wee wee to clear things out afterwards is a really good way to get a UTI.

No lie, I'm contemplating pizza tonight and it's mostly because of your headline. I don't have kids though, so hopefully no one will die.

Our Buns are free-rangers - 1/3 acre - so if he doesn't want cuddles, skritches or being handled at all he'll just leg it to where he's out of reach. When he's into it he nuzzles into me, which is what he does when he's bathed, so I'm pretty confident that he doesn't find it stressful. I totally appreciate that it may

Ah yes. I did take Deutsche at school, so you'd think I could have figured that one out :D

Isn't "rouse" what you say to an Alsatian (of the canine persuasion) to make it bite criminals? I could google it, but I can't be arsed.

Our Stud Bunny (he has 2 girlfriends) is a typical stinky gross bachelor who gets dreadlocks if we don't bath him because he can't be bothered cleaning himself (possibly because he knows if he gets gross enough we'll bathe him) and he LOVES it. He'll even tolerate a hair-dryer to get himself all styled for his reunion

THANK YOU. I kept reading it that way through the entire piece, so glad I'm not alone.