Or someone at comedy central asked to see his phone for a sec.

Yeah, I sputtered indignantly when I read that. But then if that's what they think constitutes "nice" then that does explain pretty much all of their other behaviour.

My first thought was "it's a wind up", but then I realised that the writing style & ranting of zodiackleo is consistent with the type of person who would act like an arsehat, refuse to tip a server simply because she is tip-sharing with the hostess, call someone a retard, demand they be fired AND use a groupon but…

Loving Jaden's ordering of priorities: 1. record album, 2. do vocal lessons.

So perfect. That's my afternoon of avoiding work entertainment sorted! :D

Yeah, of course they do it on purpose: they want their entire meal comped for freesies, but when that fails they use their groupon and leave a bad review on welp because in all fairness they should have got it for free because the nerve of these servantpeople and etc.

My Mr does the MASSIVE SIGH as well and then gives me the "if you would just put it on the shelf where the wallets & keys go* then you wouldn't lose them etc & blah" speech. Normally by the time he has finished his spiel I've usually found the wallet and/or keys in my purse.

Please, please, please show us a photo of this monstrosity?!

At a friend's wedding on the weekend we were all admiring her dress and she gleefully told us that she'd ordered it online, 3 weeks before the wedding (in my head I was screaming OMG DID YOU HAVE A BACK-UP PLAN?? probably not, she's super chill) and that it'd been made in Shanghai and cost a grand total of $240…

I think it's pretty obvious what she should do: divorce her dropkick of a husband!

I think you're kind of correct. From what I vaguely (so very vaguely) recall from (Catholic) Sunday School babies that are carried to term and born either stillborn or for some reason die before being able to be baptised go to purgatory forever to cry and cry and cry and cry, never to be allowed into either heaven or…

Now THAT I would watch.

Wow, that's just... wow.

So you're just going with not inviting family, then? Because generally that's the woodwork that the crazies emerge from.

I don't think it's super common to be asked to be bridesmaid at your brother's wedding unless you and the future sister-in-law are really close (which is sounds like you were with his last wife, hence your role in the previous wedding) or they have stacks of money to spend on bridesmaid dresses or are evil and just…

Ha, the cat's face at the end! "I let him have it. I could take it back whenever I like. Really."

wow, that is some deep levels of evil genius.

Confession time: I bought some "studio capri's" or somesuch from LLL online and they came packaged in many layers, including this bag (explains the ridiculous price of the pants I guess?) and it turns out the bag is just the right size for toting about my ipad. Oh god, I sound like one of those people now.

Our rabbits make little meditation balls just like these :D How much do you reckon I'd get for them if I gathered them up, threaded them onto a string and listed them as "Organic, sustainably & responsibly sourced meditation beads" on Etsy?