If you love/hate you some Derulo, then:

.... does that really go on for nearly an hour?!! STOP JASON, JUST STOP.

..... aaaaand never drinking marsala again!

For a second there when I saw the parent's names were Jace & Jody I braced myself for a matching trio of J names. Since they didn't do that, I'm going to give them a pass for "Cade".

Yup, hand on the back of my head = no more head for him! Just don't, it won't end well.

Oh my god yes. How about people at supermarket-rush-hour leaving the trolley randomly askew in the middle of the aisle so that no other trolleys may pass and then taking f.o.r.e.v.e.r. to compare prices of tinned tuna?

My cat used to hide in the stationary cupboard and chew/rip off little triangles of envelopes and paper (and important documents if you left them out) until all the paper items were turned into a little pile of shredded (damp) triangles and then pounce the pile like it was leaves.

"Recipe" might be glamourising it a bit! Apologies in advance if there being no quantities of stuff is not super helpful because I'm a bit freeform in the kitchen, but here you go:

Kara & Jia: love your foundation work.

Ha ha thanks. It is a pretty awesome place to live, despite the internet shopping shipping-penalties! :D

A friend of mine who worked ridiculously long hours so she hardly ever saw the sun used to stand under a regular incandescent bulb at work (eyes closed, face tilted up towards the bulb, deep cleansing breaths, imagine you're on a beach etc). Obviously her workmates thought she was insane, but she swore it helped.…

New Zealand, so basically the ends of the earth as far as Amazon are concerned :)

I reckon he rang them all excited and they were all like "Joey who-one?"

Ah, well, if you don't like tomatoes then I don't see you developing a love for a ketchup that actually tastes of the devil-fruit!

Ketchup that you purchase is indeed disgusting. All it tastes of is really, really, really oversweetened malt vinegar, and is filled with a host of colourings, flavourings, additives, preservatives and other chemicals.

No, exactly, they're all very carefully worded and say "I didn't know this was happening" which to me reads as covering their own asses.

Yeah, the statue of limitations thing just sounds like something made up by an Old Boys Club.

On the other side of the coin I've had guys get offended or just act a bit off (like they think it's a trap or trick question or something?!) if I've offered to pay half on a first date.

I'm surprised he hasn't quietly "retired" to a private island somewhere that US laws can't touch him already. The inconvenience factor must be the reason.

Yes, totally with you on this. I think it's about boundaries & respect.