They already tried that at Santa Anita.

No you don’t. You don’t know a fucking thing about the power dynamics, about the way society has conditioned women to react to attacks, to anything that makes them uncomfortable. You have 0 fucking clue.

The reason you don’t see an industry of women accusing extorting professional athletes is because it doesn’t exist. 

Why is it weird that she doesn’t make herself immediately available to:

She’s under no obligation to talk to the NFL, and would probably be better off if she didn’t. 

(1) She got engaged like two weeks after the alleged assault.

No, there really isn’t, because it’s none of your goddamned business. Weddings are usually planned a year or so in advance. I doubt she was considering coming forward a year ago.

I was stationed in Louisiana for a couple of years. The entire state is that kid in 7th grade shop class screaming “you’re a fag!” at anyone smarter than him, accessorizing with a stars-and-bars t-shirt and an LSU cap.

To be fair, WWL is the slightly less unabashedly bigoted talk radio station in New Orleans. WRNO, its competitor, is home to a morning show where two straight white men play characters including an effeminate gay man and a militant black man, plus Hannity, Rush and Glenn Beck. 

uh oh

“This looks really bad...but we know he can masturbate to completion,” argued Patriots owner Bobby Two-Strokes*. “Surely, I can still find something for him to do.”

So rather than genuine personality conflict, it sounds like the dispute between Antonio Brown and Ben Roethlisberger was more of a “Tastes Great / Less Filling” type of problem.

The reason real he and Ben Roethlisberger didn’t get along was because they were too similar.

Awesome!

This isn’t what the reporters meant when they asked him if Big Ben’s winning ways rubbed off on him.

Steelers fans like him again now

This is really throwing a monkey wrench in Gardner Minshew's destiny of washing out of the NFL after half a season and becoming a phys ed teacher who hangs out with the girls' soccer team a little too much.

Imagine with a little effort he could get to this level:

This man is 23 and yet could conceivably be a brother of Jim Tomsula.