Dude, we don't have enough allies left as it is. He'll probably give Russia the green light to invade Scandanavia

It definitely will. I think this is his first non-controlled public appearance since becoming President, likely to avoid this exact scenario. This will play 24/7 on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. Dude is gonna be pissed.

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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Fixed! 

Hard to believe a guy who’s password was Eckstein123, might not be that fucking bright.

Luhnow’s PR advisors should be fired. They’re real bad at their jobs.

“It was more of an ‘oops, I forget you were vegetarian’ wrong, not a ‘we got busted trying to make Handmaid’s Tale a reality’ wrong."

Wow. Just wow. I mean it’s like people in power (namely white men) refuse to acknowledge when they are at fault. The entire front office should be fired now. They attempted to smear, intimidate and flat-out discredit a person who simply did her job. This is the epitome of privilege.

Luhnow’s just afraid that if he fingers the responsible individuals, he’ll spark a cival war in his front office and then the umpires will have to get involved.

So safe to say that the reason Trump is attending Game 5 is so he can put the entire Astros front office in charge of his impeachment defense, correct?

Let’s go Nationals!

Where he bought it from is irrelevant. Given that there is zero regulation of the supplement industry, he could be ingesting Grandma Ethel’s ashes and not know it.

It’s almost like getting punched in the head repeatedly has some sort of negative effect.

that darn demon weed stealing another opiate addict from the payroll (fist shaking)****

Yep, the Bears could use—

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”