Wheymen

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Meanwhile, competitors in the boys division filed multiple complaints of shrinkage.

9/10/19

Know your clefs

9/10/19

Climate change is a bitch.

9/10/19

The looseness with which your mathletes wore their shirts was simply obscene. I witnessed multiple nape shots, and once, a flash of collarbone. I’m sure that was all for the judges’ benefit. Shameless.

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My tuxedo acts like a puppy too! He loves to carry things around his mouth while he follows me. He also has a tortie sibling, they’re best friends.

My tuxedo acts like a puppy too! He loves to carry things around his mouth while he follows me. He also has a tortie…

9/10/19

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

9/10/19

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others

9/10/19

Hartford Orioles were ROBBED that year.

9/10/19

My cats all like to sneak in when I am brushing my own hair to get some brushes as well. Not sure if they just want to scent mark my brush, or they genuinely like human brushes better.

My cats all like to sneak in when I am brushing my own hair to get some brushes as well. Not sure if they just want…

9/10/19

I kept waiting for a discussion about the fan clubs making new members roll around on top of an ant hill until they start hallucinating from the stings.

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I felt like a David Attenborough narration would have helped the reader on this one.

9/10/19

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon.

9/10/19

Cats for everyone, sorry bud

9/10/19

I’d recommend human beard, but that kinda defeats the purpose of the inventory ^^

My very fluffy boi doesn’t like any brushes sadly... Or like them too much, but it’s just impossible, so I bathe him a couple times during shedding seasons, and it works pretty well.

I’d recommend human beard, but that kinda defeats the purpose of the inventory ^^

My very fluffy boi doesn’t like any…

9/9/19

I’m starting to think letting Baker Mayfield anoint his completely unqualified position coach the new head coach was a bad idea.

9/9/19

Son, the facebook is over there. You’ll fit in much better.

9/9/19

“but he’s exactly where a 2nd-year QB should be”

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lol

9/9/19

It was on the TVs at my rec center yesterday, and the audible groans from the miserable Browns fans on the treadmills around me was like running next to the chorus in a Greek tragedy.