Just leaves his girl to deal with it.

All that upper body work doesn’t mean much in the real world, does it big guy?

Even for a team that is tanking, that was brutal. I saw the score around the first half and my initial reaction was pretty much ‘That can’t be rig- Oh, it’s the Dolphins.’

The void was actually created by allowing the Jets, Jags, Browns and Dolphins to play at same time. Their combined ineptitude created a black hole that literally sucked the life out of its fans.

At least viewers were able to see what a Home Depot ad looks like over utter blackness. The terror.

If only the AD had actually managed to hire Jon Gruden in 2017. There’s a real football coach that would never let anything embarrassing like this come to pass at a football team he was in-charge of!

Does anyone blame him? Hell even Oakland doesnt want to be in Oakland. 

Too soon

I imagine the call went something like this...

Please tell me he gets to suit up for tomorrow night’s game against the Steelers...

Oh my God, please let this happen:

Well it’s coming out now that the $30 million wasn’t fully guaranteed. $14.5 would have been paid if he is on the opening day roster and $15 million if he was on the roster after the new league year starts.

lol

Is it too early here to point out the Pats also get a comp pick when he leaves next year?

Shit, I'm hoping my future employer is reading!

Funny, he’s also known as the only guy who can prevent another Giants Super Bowl victory.

They play in a division with 3 incompetently-run franchises. They feast every fucking year.

Jesus Christ, forgot him. How did the NE manage to pull this off? And that was a rhetorical question as even as a Pats fan I’m not completely ignoring the possibility of a satanic deal there.

Huh. It’s almost like well-run organizations have no issuebringing in “problem” players... Maybe I could draw some conclusions about how shitty organizations are structurally incapable of handling these same players!

Yes. Just like President Trump’s actions have been 3D spock level chess strategy no can can fully comprehend. Then again, sometimes idiots will idiot and end up perfectly parallel parking.