Shot to the heart! And Turner’s too late. McCann gives catchers a bad name!

McCutchen engaging in an earnest rundown, instead of just accepting the double play while glaring angrily at his teammate, makes what happened all the more painful

Fraud is inconceivably difficult to prove...

High five, fellow old person!

I see you’ve played ropey-swordy before!

If only he had something that he could have thrown to hit the intruder, and that would then return to him, so he didn’t need to run

I had Albuquerque. Should have taken a left turn there.

That game was kind of ugly the entire way. All things considered with the Warriors injury situation and the Raptors had to have that one. That loss sucks.

The next time somebody catches me walking out of Dunkin Donuts with a couple dozen I’ll say, “I’m training”

My favorite part was when he had to hitch up his shorts after getting up, a true fat guy move.

I like it when large doughy people win sports things. Makes me feel better about finishing that pizza in one sitting.

This is an inspiration to anyone who thought they couldn’t finish that last donut. YES YOU CAN!

As an ode to my name sake.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Seeing as how the picture cuts out on mobile devices (Android anyway), and the picture is grainy, I made it easy for everyone to read.