Seriously. If you’ve got a fucking chilled wine room, what the fuck are you doing stocking Cuisinart knives? At least spring for some basic Wustofs.
Wheymen
wheymen
Tesla buyers will gladly pay you today for a hamburger Tuesday.
Pft. Small stuff. Think BIGGER.
Even at $40K my line is always, “You know I rented a Passat 2.0 R-Line recently. It’s got a great interior. It gives 43MPG on the highway. Really. I can buy those CPO all day long, low miles for under $20K. Why would I ever pay twice that for a car with a shitty interior and inconvenient refueling?”
On this day of May 27th in the year of our lord 2019, the Great Pyramid of Guzzlers has fallen. No act of God or nature can be blamed, no, this folly goes by the name hubris. Today one woman believed she could touch the sky and sit among the angels, but no human was meant to reach those heights. For that is the…
“please don’t use those new full face mask snorkels. We’ve had double digit tourists fatalities because of them.”
These people have nothing in their lives except for football.
Truck, semis, robo taxis, they all get announced just before quarterly numbers and another big loss. They’re all just ploys to help build a narrative that huge profits are just around the corner, to keep his legion of naive millennial investors in the game.
I would argue that buying a new Mirage is smarter than buying a car you can’t afford on an 8 year loan.
“Resisting” is a charge cops apply to anyone who doesn’t immediately drop to their knees and worship the officer as a god-emperor.
fuck that kid, fuck its dad, and fuck you too. baby can catch hands idgaf.
Solid B-cup right there!
Moobs lessen his patriotism.
The letters are so nicely centered and level. He’s obviously very anal about it.
Did you fail to notice that scammers are using boots too?
Im vegan and only tell people if they ask because i don't want a lecture. I also live in SF and work in a restaurant so now I'm keeping my eye out for this dirty-hands motherfucker.
Vegans, Crossfitters, and Libertarians: they make SURE you know who they are!
I like how the header image implies that, like all Libertarians, Alex is (consciously or not) basically just fascist-adjacent
Finding something that somebody else paid for and then claiming it is free is one of the major tenets of libertarianism.