Parkey constantly invoked Jesus during the course of the season whenever things didn’t go his way. So what he’s telling us is that Christianity is to blame for the Bears loss. 

I remember driving through New York City on time, and I had 1010 WINS on the radio getting the news. They reported that Buddy, former First Dog during the Clinton Administration had been killed after it had escaped the Clinton house in Chappaqua. They ended the report with audio of a dog barking, and quoted the bark…

Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahah

They contend that student was dead already *before* that platform fell!

I, for one, am shocked! Shocked that a Notre Dame football team would be vastly overrated and invited to a game they’ve no business attending!

Notre Dame is the FCS of the Power 5

Was headed toward putting my bets in tonight, and was sold on Notre Dame keeping it close (line was 10.5 when I was looking) and I had two friends basically force me to bet on Clemson instead. Those are some good friends, the fuck was I thinking? 

Etan Cohen (not to be mistaken for Ethan Coen

“Well hi there, Grim Reaper. I’m a Lions fan! Here, I’d like to introduce you to my heart. There ya are....now, just go ahead and rip the motherfucker out one more time. Ok? Thanks in advance.”

“Into the stands” seems like a stretch. Also whoever that D-List celebrity is who was recounting the incident seems like a very strange source to use in this situation. 

R.I.P. Graham. My fave Python. And a wonderful Biggus.

If there’s anyone we should be encouraging to drive deathtraps without their seat belts on, it’s the hyper wealthy.

They’re just resto-modding Broncos, which pretty much every shop can do (I do custom resto-mods, and no, it’s kinda shit work). The onl difference here is that Ford let’s them call them “Fords”, despite the fact that they’re no different than any other resto-modded Ford Bronco.

The broadcast last week was nearly unwatchable (and not just because it was Eagles/Washington). They kept talking about this new concept that domestic violence is wrong and this other crazy idea that the NFL should have more stringent policies against it. Meanwhile, there was an interception that they simply didn’t…

Toss in Booger and I’ll chip in $5

Next up, in the 207-God’s American History of Liberty course, he’ll learn how the evil Mexicans attacked, unprovoked, and Jesus descended from a cloud of magic dust and red, white, and blue fire wrapped only in the flag to win the Mexican-American war. “...and that’s how God made Texas.”

But you do have wart!

I feel like 'tiny penis vaper' better exemplifies the user group

I think a giant blinking sign on the front that says “definitely not gay” would cut straight to the chase.

Dude, this guy completely agrees with you.