If that motherfucker wants to gaze upon Earth from the afterlife, he’s gonna have to look up, not down.

no, it’s just really fucking stupid, and they all do it.

Lejond Cavazos Please respect my decision...

Honestly, the way he’s trying to stick with this “health and family” script and just celebrate his victorious record, Urban deserves an Academy Award.

Hyundai should come to America where it’s far easier to open a new factory in a non-union, lower wage state. That’s what the south is for.

I don’t mean to sound negative here, but Dana White is a fucking scumbag.

Neutral: There is no ethical consumption under capitalism, period. Were all stuck in this mess. 

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

I stopped watching that show when I realized that the main character who everyone put up with his asshole behavior due to his being a brilliant diagnostician a) always guessed wrong a minimum of three times per patient and b) usually ended up taking credit for the correct diagnosis that was originally suggested by one…

It took them longer than usual to rule out lupus.

Having lived in Boston for six years now and seen the butthurt over minor shit like this despite having won two Super Bowls and appeared in three...yeah, that’s his main takeaway. There are a lot of shoulders with self-attached chips around here.

that’s your main takeaway?

#FakeNews #MAGA #AlternativeFacts #TradeWarsAreEasy

At long last sir, have you no stars?

when Tua got an offer to go to Alabama, the whole family picked up and left Hawaii to move with him.

3-10, 1 INT in the first half? HERE COMES THE BELT

Wrestling coach here. I am tired of hearing the same thing from my fellow coaches and wrestling parents: “Wrestling toughens these kids up”; “I made my kid wrestle to build character!”; “I signed my son up to wrestle to make him tough!”

So Tua Tagovailoais Hawaiian for Todd Marinovich?

Shitty (and possibly illegal) parenting and some of the worst fucking “sports journalism” ever. The whole fucking Gameday crew should be fired for making light of this.

Real. Comfortable. Genes.