Given our country’s current climate (pun intended!), I, now more than ever, value and appreciate expertise.

Is this the first police report you’ve seen? Cops are not known for their spelling, grammar, coherency, or attention to detail when it comes to paperwork. 

That’s Rick James, bitch!

Remember that story about how Tiger’s dad would drop a golf bag in his backswing to toughen him mentally? And he was so immune to these things? What happened to that?

Wisconsin has the worst racial inequity in their criminal justice system of any state in the country. Milwaukee is largely why. There’s no way this happened the way the police are telling it.

I feel like my greatest mom moment was when my daughter turned to her kindergarten pal talking about ... some song .. and said, “that’s cool, but I like David Bowie now.”

(Granted, she only likes “Space Oddity” and “Starman” because she’s six and wants to run SpaceX when she grows up, but I was still super proud!)

Some of us don’t like eating food that looks like jizz.

Once of those bands is not like the others. Korn is terrible.

Got some bad news for you, buddy. Foo Fighters was Dad Rock the moment it was created.

“Jumbo Shrimp” is one of those phrases, what are they called again? You know, like “Blake Bortles- NFL Quarterback.”

Not so fast. There’s still Team Meteor.

It’s problematic because the implication that “you’d like sucking a fat cock” is negative was clear in the nature of the insult.

I mean, I’m a straight dude, and I wouldn’t be terribly insulted by someone telling me to “go suck a fat cock,” because that’s not something I do in my daily life, and can therefore brush…

You sure brought a lot to the table with that comment.  

Hope his wife isn’t in a coma.

It also explains Trump’s antipathy to Puerto Ricans (assuming he’s seen West Side Story).

Thank you. Seeing conditions as depression, anxiety and even autism as part of the human experience - things to be lived with, rather than necessarily “cured” - can be extremely cathartic. When you feel fundamentally cut off from humanity, “othered” at your core by messages of how people are supposed to be it can be…

Way to bury the lede. You mean Charlie Weis has actually had sex?

I write this not to seek your pity or “stars”,

Thank you for sharing your experience—it was very meaningful.

You’re not fortunate- it’s what you deserve.