How dare you forget David Duchovny?! For shame.

Reveling when a bible-thumper gets caught with his pants down is something I’ll never tire of.

Sure is a champion of fucking things up. I’m impressed, man. Damn. It’s like the Rocky story of being a fuck up.

Right? Cleveland can’t even produce heroin or saffron.

DUN DUN...

Of course this is doubtless true—pretty sure you can still coach football if you’re blind.

Yessss, let the butthurt flow through you.

I think the impact knocked a few vowels out of his name.

Pittsburgher here: He could have been wearing a replica Hines Ward jersey bought at Kohl’s 16 years ago.

“God damn it, Rob, you left your shoes on; now NEITHER of us will make it to the finish line!”

I didn’t realize it was that cold in London this time of year...

This was the last comment when I read through the list: God, I hope it remains the last comment as a fitting, and hilarious punctuation mark to this story.

Who the fuck is Paulie Malignaggi?

Meanwhile, Ted Nugent gets invited to the White House...

I know I’m not the only person who got the impression they were trying to be some kind of anti-brand that either coincidentally or by design found a market in generally conservative, wannabe-SWAT team members. And then they expected to suddenly get over trying to be the opposite of that. Only kids and squares like…

I wonder how long until he starts backing out of his plans to save Baltimore.

Whaaat? The military uses shiny baubles and improbably fantastic stories of dragon-fighting and grenade-grabbing to distract young people from the horrors of combat and trick them into throwing their lives away in pointless wars for corporate greed? Nooooo. Next you’ll tell me Pat Tillman didn’t save five hundr- no, a …

poor sod... rest in peace

Religion is going downhill fast.