Clicked for the Le Batard reference: not disappointed.

I mean, who among us has not casually uttered “My asshole is tasty" when out in public?

Dumb question: who pays for the hospital charges? Do the fighters carry health insurance through their training gyms?

Cocaine? Meth has to be his drug of choice.

Never been huh?

I feel like I’m living in a terrible remake of “When Harry Met Sally” because my girlfriend acts as if every check out line, doctor’s visit, TSA encounter is a novel encounter with completely unknown parameters. I look at her with a "You know you're slowly killing me right now, don't you?" I'm an anal retentive…

Could have gone pithy: He just taught that kid that life is a bottomless hole of life sucking disappointment. Only death brings relief.

This has to be the biggest upset in the course of human history, no? An old white dude from Iowa being the biggest Tupac fan?

Could be a confidence thing: once you acknowledge the reality of the situation, you would have to wonder how sound the thought process is for other decisions you, your trainer and promoter will make/have made. The ubiquitous splippery slope allusion will invariably make an unceremonious appearance, and the deflation…

FWIW, I love to watch despite being terrible at math, probability, and strategy. Being poor, it is a fever dream that a nobody can rise above their station in life in a brief period to catapult themselves into a new life. Pure fantasy escapism.

Plausible, but maybe he’s like: “Fuck it. Really, this is what I’m doing for a paycheck! A Ph.D. in Art History, and this is it? I quit. I’m outta here.”

There is a fundamental question that many people fail to contemplate: team doctors are not necessarily the best and brightest of the profession, and may not be licensed in a specialty that fits their role.

Would you happen to be Jason Smith of Fox Sports Radio (Guess based on the Twitter handle: https://mobile.twitter.com/howaboutafresca)

No, it is clearly Aiea (on Oahu). BTW, the only U.S. place name spelled with all vowels (pronounced, I-A- ah).

An old fat man with a shaggy mullet wearing only underwear doing a split: this is quintessential Deadspin.

That must be one hell of a Cuisinart knife set to merit special mention: otherwise the dude is quibbling over a $60.00 replacement cost.

The! guy! sure! loves! his! exclamation! points!

Weed, my friend, weed.

While I despise Cain without reservation, I think Jones and Cain are amicable, if not friends. Cain filled in for Jones on his show several years ago, and Jones called in to support/defend Cain when the callers we're eating him alive (as one would expect). I think they are both from Texas, and somehow have a…

“What strikes me more about the analogy with Trump, though, is that Dhu commands absolute loyalty in the feudal way. You have to pledge allegiance,” Rezek says. “Hail to the Chief—that phrase is about the kind of loyalty you have to show. Trump’s insistence upon such loyalty is the same thing. That can make a…