Wait, WTF: where did "Jaboo" enter the storyline? That nickname (?) can't possibly be correct, can it?

As an amateur lazy person, the shoes first route has the benefit of buffing the shoes on the way down the inner pant legs. Of course your legs are rubbing against shoe crud for the entire day, but you can't have everything

You have to remember that guys like this are delusionally confident in their ability to win the starting position.

Charitable, but possible.

Unsurprisingly, her (lapsed) website (https://www.lizmair.com) used an allusion to Nazi SS iconography:

Indelibly etched in my mind is the always useless coaching/blaming cliche: "Gotta keep your head on a swivel."

People have erroneously come to believe police have the ability to prevent crime and solve complex social issues. They effectively fail at both. Police, as currently structured, act as a society-wide, primative, blunt force, paramilitary force against the fringes of society. We need a different approach to contend…

“Marijuana use disorder is common in the United States, is often associated with other substance use disorders, behavioral problems, and disability, and goes largely untreated, according to a new study conducted by the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism (NIAAA), part of the National Institutes of…

Although with a little editing, it could be a Zen Koan

Ogletree is going to have to quit immediately. His teammates and that GIF, yikes.

I played football in a nearby school district at the time Fralic played. Fortunately for me, they dropped our small, rural high school from the Penn Hills schedule prior to my freshman year. Our school had been a guaranteed win for Penn Hills most every year, and I had heard tales of how massive most every player was…

Perhaps he is a high maintenance, prick of a QB with a savior complex that the coaching staff has to walk on eggshells around lest he have a pissing and moaning fit about his team, the state of the world, and how he is underappreciated.

So, I live in Hawaii, and will note that this is a more common mindset than you’d think, given the “blue state” credentials Hawaii is known for. The military, the flag, the Bible and football run deep in enough people here that it scares the crap out of me thinking about the discipline that is used in some households.

Perhaps a longer time horizon: the willingness of the NFL to deemphasize defense, and begin to curtail some forms of collisions may point to a game of speed scoring without a lot of really physical tackling. Essentially, jai alai without the "sticks".

I go to a local oil change shop that hires ex-cons precisely because they give people second chances. Cars and car parts are less important than people.

As a related aside: Royal British Legion criticised for using prisoners earning £10 a week to make poppies https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/royal-british-legion-criticised-for-using-prisoners-earning-£10-a-week-to-make-poppies/ar-BBPkeSJ

Since I’m a long-standing crappy car driver, I’m agnostic on the Yugo, but I recall the, I believe, Consumer Reports review that contained the line: riding in the Yugo will have you bracing for expansion joints in the highway. I found this to be vividly evocative of what driving experience I could expect.

Is there really any other option: pay the market rate for a QB or they walk, and the team struggles to find a new QB? The system foreordains this trajectory for most successful teams unless you are the Patriots who can put unknowns with nominal contracts in key roles and still succeed.

Because I worked at a hospital with a large pediatric oncology ward, I donated platelets regularly. As such, I learned how to guide the best insertion point for younger nurses who were apprehensive about the process. I became more invested in this after one nurse had five consecutive misses, and I ended up with a…

Regarding Sears automotive memories: being in my fifties, I recall their service facilities being buried in the bowels of shopping malls, with grease covered asphalt fanning out from the service bays for twenty feet or so from the run down vehicles lumbering in for service. The cave-like enclaves were punctured by…