I always do. This is my second home when Jalopnik gets stale. 

Nah son, I like it here. I think I’ll be here for a couple more days. And then I’ll leave, but one night when you’re laying in your bed staring at the ceiling, wondering where life went so wrong (hint: it was the moment you decided to frequent this clickbait website and get enraged by believing every lie and false…

Man...you are either not black, or an Urkel. There’s no fucking way a brother came up with that.

Here in MA fucking heroin addicts collect a disability check by hiring a lawyer to claim in court that they “can’t work because of their addiction” so nothing would really surprise me at this point. 

I’d say the same to you, but your family probably has an outhouse.

That’s funny. In my tribe we call black people to be ‘Just rednecks with a tan’

I'm that one weird guy who actually enjoys reading through back-and-forths such as this one. 

Who’s got time for this nonsense guys, IT’S BLACK OWNED BEAUTY MONTH EVERYBODY!!!

You should have left it at “Kill yourself”.

“You seem unwell”

Redneck doesn’t bother me, I expect that overused trope from people such as you. Not a care in the world. Did you get your simple ass feelings hurt, Tobes?

That was an excellent retort, Autistibron. Did GamGams help you type that one out? Or did you do it all by your little selfsies?

The social benefits that victimhood confers, show biz publicity and attention, and the smearing of his political adversaries in the process. Obviously.

Digest that Loss, Toby......you can do it.

I see you whipped out the redneck insult book your Auntie Maxine gave ya. Keep flipping pages Toby, I’m sure you’ll find a good one hidden in there somewhere.

Lol you didn’t seriously think anyone on this trash site has any accountability or honor, did you?

No. We know what happened. Everyone knows what happened. And if he does come forward and admits it. Where is all the apologies. Hypocrites. Everyone on these sites.

I want all of yall to keep that same energy....

Isn’t that what 95% of Gizmodo media’s bloggers and commenters strive for on a daily basis?

You wanted to believe him because you hate white people