Tell him your religion dictates that you wack him in the balls with your foot every 20 minutes. I’m sure he’ll be tolerant of your religious belief. Oh, and don’t forget to yell “Hallelujah!” every time you do it.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

I would troll them now but I’m almost sure that shit is gonna give me a brain aneurysm.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

Not only would they have to reorganize, but they would also have to win back all of the voters disgusted by them folding to the so-called left (which in this instance is pretty much anyone with any sense of decency) and dumping him. It’s entirely possible that we are seeing the end of the Republican Party. I want this…

Yep, basically a rite of passage for those with drunk dads

You expect her to shit in the same toilet every day like some kind of fucking peasant? Queen Bey needs many thrones.

[raises hand tentatively] “Can we start judging people again?”

HAHAHAHAHA! That’s the measure of that woman’s life, right there. She has zero inner world.

Reading the walls of texts submitted by the current Superstar Machine members has given me the distinct impression that paragraphs do not sufficiently “serve the masculine”.

Only if the gear surfaces are on the same plane. As a 2D representation, we don’t know one way or the other that all three gears are interlocked, or if the drive gear is to one end of a wide idle gear, and the final driven gear is at the other end of the idle...

I just had to come post after seeing the opening image.

I just pointed out that the gears in the header image wouldn’t turn in that arrangement, which makes for an awkward mixed metaphor. Either the woman is going to be crushed, or the gears don’t turn. You can’t have both. Shifting one of the gears over just slightly would solve the problem completely. Like so:

Love this graphic, but please god fix your gear ratio.

Hi Dan—

I like the way you distinguish between sins of commission and sins of omission. Those two groups of sinners need each other to game the system, and each can blame the other for creating conditions of systemic injustice.

Ugh the snap crotch is even trickier to get back on. It’s like loading a slingshot.

I feel that way about makeup also. It might be a feminist statement... or I might just not want to waste the time.

For true accuracy, they should have had someone sneak up on the guys unexpectedly a few times a day to pummel them in the stomach.