I mean, c’mon. Who doesn’t love a good shark-eat-people movie?

OK, here’s my question. In the trailer that they will not stop showing on TV, she - at the very end - pulls out a gun and shoots it, presumably at the shark. Where the fuck did she get a gun, and how is it working if she’s been in water this whole time?

Fun fact: Steven Seagal wrote and helped perform the end credits song to his 1995 movie Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, which is about a terrorist attack on a train.

This song takes itself very seriously.

Get out.

YOUTUBE BAAAAAAAAAD!

Napster bad! Tidal GOOOOOD!

Other people who regret appearing in Wild Wild West:

It sounds like Pogge can’t cant kant.

I took a class with Professor Pogge at Columbia in the late 80's. I was a Barnard student, and he "joked" that all the Barnard students would drop his class within two weeks, the idea being that we were dumber than Columbia students. His teaching sucked. I got my first migraine in that class from stress. Luckily my…

Who wants to place bets on how long it is before we get a similarly-ploted episode of NCIS?

‘I can see your tits in that swimsuit,’

For the first and - probably - the last time ever, I am siding with InTouch’s “journalists.”

Just came her to say that Israel has cut off all water supply to West bank — during ramadan. How dare we try to BDS Israel. Fuck Israel.

Isn’t preening gasbag hair Ashley’s beat?

You saying it’s not Toxic Masculinity?

I didn’t realize there were so many gay rumors about Tom Hiddleston.

I’m agnostic on the draft itself, but if we are going to have it then all citizens who are fit to serve should be required to register.

The only thing more offensive than picking your nose with your MIDDLE FINGER like some kind of savage ( I see you Mischa), is Bobby trying to pass off a 34 across as a 34 down! I’m starting to believe those aren’t even the right answers...

I scrolled down while simultaneously digging in my nose only to see a whole page devoted to celebrities who were also digging in their noses. Stars REALLY ARE just like us.