So it has all the same pros and cons of the first then essentially?

They’re part of the crowd, obviously.

The press asked him questions. What is this world coming to, you guys?

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

God I hope so. They need to realize the clicks and money aren’t worth the very real risk of Donald Trump, who would do everything he could to shut down the free press. He’s actually said it himself. And his mouth-breathing base would have no problem with that; they don’t like actual information, only the circle-jerk…

It’s like when you’re 12 and your mom told you to clean your room before she got home from work. You obviously spend all day not doing it and then spring to frantic action shoving all your crap in your closet the second you hear your garage door open.

“I never said six!”

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

He’s saying that Depp is smearing her in the press to get away from abuse allegations. Where are you getting the other side?

One has to wonder how many of Disney’s top executives have spent their Memorial Day weekend in an emergency meeting.

The problem with Kinja is the lack of an anti-star.

is that a chain around his neck, or just some fine-glistening neck sweat?

I feel like after watching this my phone will ring and I’ll have seven days left to live.

I barfed

Because he was one of the people who truly realized how minuscule and insignificant our entire existence is.

Two words: Flat Earthers.

Because he knew only the dead can know peace from the evil of men.

Because video game life is real.