I’m surprised he hasn’t already announced, “I am the vanguard of your destruction.”

“After I’m elected, out Reapers will be the best, the best. Simply the greatest reapers on Earth. Absolutely the best.”

Don’t blame me, I voted for Harbinger.

SNACKTAKU: MASS EFFECT — Tastes like cupcakes and tears.

Perhaps the humans weren’t selfish xenophobes (surprisingly) and took some of every species on their cross galaxy Ark?

Just because you dont like them anymore doesnt mean they suck.

It’s a VERY VERY easy Google search away.

We should collect pictures of Jeremy Irons doing wrong stuff for all occasions.

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I am disappointed about the lack of references to ultimate cigar bro Bill Clinton in this post.

Big fan of yours Drew. You’re the main reason I visit deadspin.

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

It is really telling that more than 20 tenured faculty came forward to complain about this case and try to intervene on behalf of Enrichetta... and there were 2 written petitions by other faculty members on her behalf... and yet nothing was done.

It’s hilarious that even with cool looking paintball guns and scopes they have to aim like 45 degrees over their targets head to hit them

Yeah, but apparently not real enough. Also, my only-partly-humorous proposal is that all of the graduate schools be shut down, and any business-related education pushed down into undergrad. Also, I don’t consider an investment house to be an actual business. It’s more like masturbating with money! Now, get Grandma her…

At 3:30, there’s a moment where the guy with the camera is following a piece of string, and all I could think was, “Man, texture tearing looks weird in this game.”

As a historian I approve this clearing of the record.

I shouldha thought of that.

PJCore for life.

Don’t leave me, POTUS!