It’s only one of the many wrong things on this list.

#yesallcigars

Cigar Aficionado is like the Perfect 10 of lifestyle magazines.

The Trump ending is the one where the Citadel shoots out a brown beam and everyone dies.

I fully expect him to say, “I am your salvation through your destruction.”

She’s trying to bring back full bush, that’s all.

Eh. I think kids learn the wrong message from Daniel Tiger, namely that the central conflict of each episode centers on Daniel Tiger getting pissed off and acting like a dick, and not the resolution of the feelings that make him act like a dick.

Agreed: the jetpack stuff in particular looked a little ME 1 to me.

Ok, I’m not a car guy, but even I’m kinda drooling.

Did you notice the epitaph reads “Made America HATE Again”?

Or Munich would just be the world’s largest open-air prison.

In particular the line “public spaces.” So if it happened in someone’s home, then it is assault? That law is a whole bucket of WAT.

Are we sure he’s not just a serial rapist?

No.

Are you ON A BOAAAAAAAT?

Travolta owns his own plane. Bags fly free.

Your answer is right there in your second sentence: “This is business school.”

If you’re not masturbating with money, you’re not masturbating properly.

I think part of the problem was that the initial search was in the wrong place, because the Indian Ocean was not the projected flight path. As far as I know, expanding the search westward from Australia didn’t even start for at least ten days to a few weeks after the plane went missing, and even then, was hampered by…

I still don’t understand how Warren has survived even a few years in the Senate without eye rolling or face palming herself to death. Being honest and smart in the midst of a body dominated by shallow, cynical dumbfucks must be exhausting.