1.) He went full retard in Grape. Never go full retard.

I actually googled “Pawnee, IN town seal” to make sure this wasn’t some kind of joke.

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But the lump sum won’t be taxed at the highest rate next year, because it won’t be counted as earnings in TY 2017. You’ll just pay the disproportionately low tax rates on investments/earned interest/ holdings, which are significantly lower than the highest rate.

Because it’s LA, and everything over 20 years old is a teardown.

Add legalese, “Allegedly...”

Why does Melania look exactly like Trump???

Preferably located on the tip of the user’s nose.

I know he means well, and I don’t mean to shit on him,but as most sweeping generalizations go, in particular taken together with, “They’re infinitely more complex than we are. Stronger and sharper,” it comes across as unintentionally sexist.

Running toward Mexico, I hope.

Heroin is a hello drug.

fewer than 24 hours

It’s called Pottery Barn.

I would agree with your point, if Instagram were art.

Wow.

I know, right? How dare a celebrity tell a funny story on a talk show. The nerve.

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I’ve already prepared Cloten’s clotpoll for the occasion.

Alas, no.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s why he’s dead.