Great! As long as you’re playing games on it you’ll enjoy it.

Just buy Odyssey and Breath of the Wild right now because those are two you will not regret.

On the N64 days we did high item rate with just pokeballs and beam swords. I guess it’s not “weird” but it made for a chaotic game once the items started to fall from the sky.

You would have to be smoking a lot of weed to think this is a good idea.

I played the single player mode for every character because I personally wanted to try them all. Want to branch out and see if I enjoy any other characters besides my main(s) and it’s been a challenge to complete the entire first person classic mode with every character.

They can keep pumping out DLC (that they charge you for of course) and the fanbois will pay for it

I have no personal beef with Waluigi, but he’s the scapegoat Nintendo needs because the moment he’s included as a player the fanbois will latch on to some new character to complain about

...and that’s a feature available to most consoles LAST generation...we’re talking 12 to 13 years ago....

(You might be thinking, “Can’t you take your dog for a walk without your phone?” Well, no, internet busybody. I need the flashlight function to find the dog shit in the dark.)

Alien hotels in outer space?

You know you’re the worst when you get swept by a team that can’t beat any other opponent.

For what it’s worth:

Thanksgiving is the GOAT Holiday:

I rode a bird scooter last Saturday. My take:

If it’s a “big game” it should be THE reason to have a party, not the other way around to supplement some shitty shindig you didn’t have the guts to turn down.

I flew out of DFW to London and our flight got delayed over 4+ hours/had to change planes because the plane had been unused for 3 days and fish dinners had not been properly put away making the cabin have a rancid fish odor. 

I live in Phoenix and, thus, fly in/out of Sky Harbor regularly. The airport a few years ago went through a boom where they added a bunch of airport versions of popular restaurants that’s now spoiled me when I fly out of other airports.

Hm.. let’s do some math

- People complain about Nintendo recycling the same IP all the time, but I’ve come to realize that the more franchises they invent the more people complain that Nintendo’s not paying attention to THEIR game and it starts this vicious cycle of entitlement.

I try not to hate too bad on graphic/novelty shirts, but if you’re the kind of person who ONLY wears these kinds of shirts then yeah i’m judging both in fashion taste and financial responsibility (some of these shirts are NOT cheap)