Fitzgerald’s looking at this all wrong. If he raised a kid who chooses fun and wholesome activities like a state fair over degenerate behavior like going to an Arizona Cardinals game, he did a pretty good job.

It’s cheap and wide open spaces

The heat debate and the “It’s 110 omg King of the Hill comic lol” jokes I’m 100% in agreement with you. Not to mention that people IMMEDIATELY try to then downplay the heat with some snark about how “it’s a dry heat” and then usually Houston bro shows up and is like “OH YEAH! TRY 95 WITH 95 HUMIDITY PUSSY!”

One time at an NBA game a player PUNCHED a ball straight up into the air out of frustration.

The only thing I’d hate about working from home would be mixing my work life and personal life together in the same building that I sleep in. It’s fun to “work from home” once in awhile but there’s something to be said to escape the cubicle to your own house.

He means that he has the two joycons that come with the system + two “pro” controllers (think xbox style) so he already has 4 controllers BUT he can only use joycons with this game so he has to buy an extra pair of joycons for $70 despite already having enough controllers.

“WELCOME TO THE NINTENDO FAMILY!”

I agree that it’s fucked up, but let’s not call it “supremely” fucked up.

One time I was in a serious relationship w/ a girl who was excited about the last Harry Potter Movie because it would conclude the story and have a finite conclusion.

One of my coworkers didn’t get one and he told us he has emergency notifications turned off

I’m very excited about this. My group of friends and I play Mario Party 1 religiously. One of the reasons we love MP1 is because we ONLY play the Yoshi Island map, so I hope we find a map we love in this game.

♪♫♬ Just don’t look! Just don’t look! ♪♫♬

To be fair, the 5 year was an unofficial event (former classmates sent out invites rather than school trying to actually organize) and on paper it sounded like a good excuse to drink w/ people you knew from high school. I want to have some laughs, not a resume.

High school graduate of 2004. We did a 5 year one but since 2009 was around the upward trend of Facebook it was only really “surprising” to see people I didn’t want to see.

Sony exec 1: We don’t need to cross-play with other consoles! What do they have we don’t have?!?

Nike’s decision endorse Kaepernick was not based on an epiphany...it was based on a calculation. 

I’m convinced this is why Michael Bidwill keeps inserting himself in the news supporting Kavanaugh.

“There’s a market for kickers now?! This calls for a celebration!”

Loser: Everyone who bought a Wii U and these games

I’m sure he’s kicking himself for losing his job.