Winston will have a chance to steal his job back once Fitzpatrick starts to feel crabby.

I’d say every step forward they take there’s about half a step backwards. 

Pro: I also have never played Katamari Damacy nor a single Final Fantasy game. Looks like a great time to catch up on some old classics!

Maybe not never but it’s sometimes just a matter of luck which franchise Nintendo focuses on outside of Mario / Zelda / MK / Smash. F-Zero has not had a new game in 14 years.

I agree with you. I wish the game’s scale and popularity would shine a light on how the police can’t always be the most trustworthy of people.

Quick preview of next week’s articles:

I went to Disneyworld with my family as a kid. I remember going to river country and one of the lifeguards/cast members was trying to be playful and pushed me backwards in my tube down a slide...

In my group of friends I’m known as the guy who would rather call than text. Texting has a place in this world but many times when I have questions I don’t want to wait for answers. Plus, you know, inflection and shit is vital for communication.

So i just learned from an in-law this weekend that hardware stores like Home Depot sell low grade flamethrowers to kill weeds in your lawn.

I have a theory that nobody actually likes Subway. People go because it’s a convenient option, but nobody starts their lunch w/ a blank slate and says “gee, we should go to subway!”

Concerning friends with ex’s...as someone in their early 30s now with work and other adult responsibilities getting in the way...I struggle to keep up with friendships with the people I ACTUALLY want to hang out with.

I bought fallout 3 because my friends said it was a good game but when I realized how involved I was going to be to play/enjoy the game I decided to pass after 2 hours of play

Because the only other company at the time willing to throw down $$$ for sponsorship was this crappy Mexican chain called Pink Taco

Agreed. Odyssey is one of those games that you play through, beat the game, and then figure out “Ok. NOW the game has begun!”

One time my wife was going to be away for about a week so I tried to make plans w/ my boyz from out of town to come in and spend the weekend being degenerates with me.

I’m convinced he’s a deep down good guy trapped in the archetype body of a douche.

Remember when sports video games were about arcade fun and mayhem and not extensions of the owners shoving their ideologies at us?

Keep in mind too that people have different vacation calendars. At my job it “resets” in July and goes through the following June.

I love how Meghan acknowledges that the “War on Christmas” is fake and some sort of igniting issue (so far as to call it a “siren song”) as if she’s got some perspective on the whole thing and then PROCEEDS TO GET RILED UP BY THE FAKE WAR ON CHRISTMAS.

The hype of potential + strong games off the bat (BotW, Odyssey, MK8+) made it very attractive out the gate but here we are 1.5 years in with bare bones interface/software(i.e. no netflix, etc.) and we’re now 2 months away from “paid online” and still very in the dark how that all works. Plus, this new distribution…