Burneko already solved this problem. Make your own damn hummus. It’s at least 6000 times better than store bought hummus.

I think it's pretty hard to tailor clothing to a giant turd.

I don't know why but this fucking slayed me.

I'm getting a Mirena next week and I'm a weeeeeee bit nervous - can anyone help assuage my fears? Mostly I'm afraid I'll turn into a hormonal, shrieking wreck (currently on the pill and I skip the placebo weeks) once I go back to having a regular "cycle."

Ok, I'm a bit outraged on your aunt's behalf. I just.... WHO THINKS THIS IS AN APPROPRIATE THING TO DO?! Without asking?! Why do weddings turn everyone into crazy people?

If anyone could do this, it would be The Knot and the wedding-industrial complex.

Sniffle.

My mom tells the toast story with great gusto. I think she's actually proud of it.

Jolie picked my story!!! Totally fangirling right now!!!

German for grandma.

Apparently my parents' wedding was kind of a shit show. There was a blizzard that day, and my Oma totally bit it walking into the church. The priest was drunk (my dad said he could smell the wine on his breath for the entire 2 hour ceremony (mom's side is Greek Orthodox)). Aaaaand the best man gave this toast:…

Oh goddammit, I can't believe I didn't catch that.

Oh man, I don't have a story, but I've been waiting for this all morning!

Someone put this woman in a bubble. We can't lose her!

Jesus Christ that is horrifying.

We just had a massive snowfall in Chicago, and my boyfriend is now a walking advertisement for Subaru.

That is vile. +1

D'awwwwww look at his giant floppy paws!!

Ugh, I feel dirty after casting my vote.

If Salt & Vinegar chips lose to Kettle Chips I WILL SET MYSELF ON FIRE.