What if Dany, instead of losing her shit and going after the people, instead flew straight at the Red Keep and burnt it to the ground, and under the Red Keep, there were more caches of Wildfire, which set off a chain reaction throughout the entire city? You still get the massive destruction and death of thousands,…

That actually sounds pretty on character for Deadpool.

Lucy Richards, 57, told FBI agents after her arrest that she’d been “looking at these sites about government hoaxes” and “got angry,” leading her to threaten Lenny Pozner.

“a squealing blood sausage”

This Cat Doesn’t Care About This Duchess

Oooooo! Ginger should name her kid CatAss if it’s born March 1!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! COMMENCE NOT GETTING ANY WORK DONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!

You’re doing the Lord’s work. #allsteaksmatter

I wonder if he can even enjoy a good steak anymore.

This is so, so perfect.

Oh god, gonna vomit.

Really, actually starting to get nervous now. Just went on fivethirtyeight.com and it’s just about the closest it’s ever been. How do we stop this?

“I’ll do another book, and it will do very successfully.”

“He simply couldn’t bear the idea of one less smile in the world.”

I heard about this on NPR, and I side-eyed my car radio so hard. Fuckers.

SP doesn’t deserve such a delicious looking salad; you KNOW she’d just drown that shit in a 5 gallon tub of ranch dressing.

Wait, but this looks like a good salad.

+1 Joe Flacco

Haha, you fool.