Eh. As long as he’s not holding Rick and Morty up as a genius paean to the misunderstood value of nihilism that only true intellectuals can fully appreciate, I’m down. I kinda dig the show myself, but I’ve never felt the need to storm a McDonald’s for Szechuan sauce, nor do I think I’m particularly erudite for…

“It’s National Pancake Day... again...!”

FOX News - “Simple answers for simple people.”

“There’s a big headline that’ll get your attention, then you look at the story it’s easily explained,” co-host Brian Kilmeade said.”

God, I love it when people are right, but not for the reason they think. 

“NOPE, BUT YOU WILL!” Top 10 all time action movie death, mostly because of his last words.

The only relevant question is “did Trump speak to Mueller under oath?”  Because if the answer is “yes,” then yes, he lied to him under oath.

Whoa, deep cut!

Less intelligent than Steven Seagal?  Is that even possible in something with the ability to move under their own power?

“THERE GOES MY HERO... WATCH HIM AS HE GOES!”

I'm seeing a blue Senate in my crystal ball.....

Only 30 minutes drive from Bumfuck!

So they did the things the whistleblower accused them of doing but the whistleblower was totally inaccurate and not even a whistleblower! Wow, that’s a lot of hot air he’s blowing today.

Think about this:

Nah, in their minds federal law enforcement agencies are “bad guys” whereas local cops...

I’m sure it’ll be the exact same level of pissed they were about Valerie Plame, or the people who had to book it out of Russia after Trump blew their cover in casual comments.

Today in “Mandatory Retirement Ages in Politics.”

a guy who lost three Presidential primaries

Because idiots know him from being the vice president. It’s all about name recognition, and if you don’t believe me, see the idiot who’s in the white house right now.

This.