She is so right. This will only upset the Republicans, who have shown themselves to be thoughtful, dedicated partners in steering the ship of state, and potentially turn off Republican voters, who are clearly considerate and open-minded and almost assuredly would vote for the best person and not just the member of…

Maybe we should ask about her resignation instead?

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Wait, Rudy Giuliani was the mayor of NYC during 9/11? THAT Rudy Giuliani? He should mention it more often, it really could be a key part of his brand. 

I was just wondering *which* species of undead he belongs to, but had totally forgotten this!  It is once again all clear to me now!

Bravo

Employer provided health care has always been a rip off (except for 90% of my town who work for the govt.).

Opponents of Medicare for All argue that it’s helpful to have employer-provided insurance, but the truth is that many companies don’t offer these benefits to their workers.

Feature, not a bug...

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

You do if they can outrun you.

Have you ever been sexually assaulted? Was it by one of the most famous athletes in America? 'No' on both counts? Then maybe you'll begin to grasp why you can't understand that mindset. Not sure why this is your first reaction, either. 

It may not be top 5 dumbest, objectively speaking but it’s definitely in my top 5 because, and I don’t know how else to put this, it’s really, really adorably comical. I mean, all those memes that substituted the sharpie-drawn alphabet or a picture of a cat in his stupid Order Binder he shows from time to time... this…

To add with your England point...

It’s not even a question.

• Just found out that there’s a category 5 for hurricanes (for the third or fourth time, which he’ll forget by the fourth or fifth time he finds out)

Ultimate team is trash and the people who prop it up deserve this and worse.

Sorry, but I gotta covfefe you right there...

He, and by extension we, since no one knows more than he does, has discovered the existence of category 5 hurricanes on at least three separate occasions in his presidency, and has been equally stunned by the discovery each time.

Here’s my list for Top 5 Dumbest moments of this Presidency INPO: