...very Racist...inexperienced, and not very smart.

The fact of the matter is they just see it as a game. Their wealth and power will insulate them from republican barbarism and they will never feel the brunt of McConnell’s inhuman policies. Only the little people suffer and we are expected to bear it until “next time”.

Applying for asylum is still legal.

Forget working for Fox News, she can marry the owner. 

Probably especially if you are a minority.  Asian woman might be a particularly appealing combination as there will be so many white male conservatives with a hard-on for her. 

Because shut up, Kyle.

I’m sure Kenny Loggins has something to say about screw ups in this trailer.

#whereskenny

Notice he talks about those who lost their lives but not a word for the survivors. Basically there is a second unwritten part to that tweet:

You forgot the part where the writer opines if it’s possible for racism to still exist in America since the black unemployment rate is so lower than it has been in years, and a black president was elected to 2 terms.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

Stay alive just to spite him.

It always hurts to see the two of them fighting, but I’m sure the makeup sex is spectacular.

It’s not a Jeremy Hill jersey. He would have fumbled the beer.

Shocking news that being shoeless is a notable characteristic in Kentucky. 

Just popping in to say I love your user name.

The day I realized that she was Harmony from Buffy was like a little pat on the head from the universe. 

I was born and raised Republican. My mom and dad were R all the way back and like unto the frog in the boiling pot of water they didn’t notice the changes. They rammed it down my throat and even though I went to college in a city in NY I was one of those “Fiscal Conservative Asshole Republicans”. I voted against…

This is the best dunk I've seen in some time, and i hope you are trying your best to propagate it beyond this comment section, because in all earnest, it's an omega-level own and it is perfect.

On average, you will probably have known a given parent and had your life shaped by them longer than a given partner, so I can wrap my head around finding out your parent is not the person you thought they were being worse than your partner.