“Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 rounds of ammunition that are missing.”

Which fucking one.

All this talk about how nice she is in person is not the point.

My wife went to summer camp with her. I can tell you firsthand that this is a lie. 

On the plus side now Rudy will be free to marry his cousin...again. 

Guess we figured out one of life’s little mysteries;

Can we impeach Nancy? 

You know the one thing you use to be able to count on Republicans for was that no matter what, they’d always side with business and keeping money flowing into the country.

“Shit that was my gig”

“Humanly”

American healthcare plan;

“Wait you don’t have to pay them first?”

He probably folded it so Trump wouldn’t eat it.

Not even close.

This still doesn’t answer whether or not they fucked the pool boy.

I am so sick and tired of Chrissy Teigen’s filthy mouth: the name-calling, the way she leads people at rallies calling for violence against minorities, the way she brags that she can grab people by the pussy, and can shoot people on 5th ave...

It’s not even about ideology here, they’re not being persecuted because they’re Jewish, they’re shitheads who happen to be Jewish.

“My husband is Jewish,” Faulkner added, after some crosstalk. “We’ve talked about this recently. Where because of your faith, or because of your beliefs, and because some thought that was outside of where it needed to be, they would go after your businesses and your livelihood. I’m not saying that that is the…

Whoosh!